Aggie Joke

Three Texans go down to Mexico one night,
get arrested, and wake up in jail only to find
out that they are to be executed in the morning,
though none of them can remember what they
did the night before.

The first one is strapped in the electric chair
and is asked if he has any last words. He says,
"I am from the Baylor school of divinity and
I believe in the almighty power of God to
intervene on behalf of the innocent."

They throw the switch and nothing happens,
so they figure God must not want this guy to die
and they let him go.

The second one is strapped in and gives his
last words, "I am from the University of Texas
School of Law and I believe in the power of
justice to intervene on the part of the
innocent."

They throw the switch and again nothing happens.
They figure that the law is on this guy's side,
so they let him go too.

The last one is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm
a Texas Aggie Electrical Engineer, and I'll tell
you right now you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if
you don't connect them two wires."